ch0col4t3:

☆AMAZING QUALITY BLOG☆

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“If it makes you less we’ll start talking again, you can tell me how vile I already know that I am.”

alyssaties:

i cant stop laughing

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I have never seen a time where only two of 600+ people are on Facebook chat. Fuck unsociable hours. Goodnight.

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I just burst into a fit of laughter because I just remembered walking past a chlamydia testing thing and they asked some guy if he wanted and test and he was ridiculously enthusiastic about having it done. And I remember thinking “Jesus Christ, may as well just give him the antibiotics now”. Meds sending me loopy agaiiiiin.

despoil:

Tee cutest fucking dog ever!

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When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing

nothingelsetodohere:

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“There’s my summer girl, I’ve been wanting her, I hear she’s got a boyfriend. Thought I could leave her for a season but you just got cold.”

I’m going to begin doing this to people I dislike.

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Life was so much more interesting when I was mentally unstable.