lol, fuck off Tumblr. Nobody likes you anymore. TWITTER<3 @hanarghhhh just sayin’.
“UHH, I HAD SUCH AN AMAZING WEEKEND WITH MY BOYF” yeah, well, I’m ignoring my boyfriend entirely because that’s the mature thing to do when he decides to make plans the night I’m supposed to see him even thought he fucks off to uni soon. #prick #idon’tcarethatthisisn’tTwitterI’mhashtagginganyway
When I was younger I used to unbutton the duvet cover and climb inside when I was sad or scared and hope that the world was different when I came out. The other day my boyfriend woke up to find me inside of the duvet next to him. He obviously asked what I was doing and when I explained instead of being like “wtf” he just climbed in with me and said “We can have our own world inside here”. So we did. We lay there for about an hour and I have to say, it didn’t matter what the world was like on the outside for a short while, because I was so happy in mine and his delusional duvet world.
when my alarm goes off in the morning
Don’t even blink.
Blink and you’ll fall asleep and open your eyes to realize that half an hour has passed and you’re late to school and when your parents find out they’ll kill you.
Blink and your dead.
Why is this book over
Why couldn't it be longer
What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Don't look at me like that
you call yourself vegan, and yet you obviously have electricity, which comes from oil, which comes from, you guessed it, dead dinosaurs. you’re a hypocrite and you disgust me
When someone has a girlfriend and tries to kiss you. Wtf do you think I am?!
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